Barbra Streisand: The REAL Thing

I want to talk about fake singers, you know, the so-called vocalists and dancers that are always hounding the camera, always seeking attention. They have always been around, they are like worthless by-products from a precious jewel. No...they are not diamonds in the rough(unless you consider a fake diamond real),...uh uh...no, they are like leeches...they try to suck us real recording artists for all that we are. I hate the “biters”, they wouldn’t exist without us - the true singers.

I wrote this post to blast the fake recording artists of the world. I won’t name them, you know who they are. Just think of the “Thriller” himself, Micheal Jackson(Micheal has, by far, the most imitators), or turn on your radio, and I’m sure you will be able to hear one of his many biters or imitators. I have often wondered how he keeps from going nuts with so many people becoming successful singers by pretending to be him. I’ll name his ealiest biter: Donny Osmond. No surprise there, just about every person growing up in the 70s remember Donny Osmond’s rendition of Micheal Jackson. And look at the mormon now - he’s a superstar, and I hear he hates Micheal Jackson. Now, that is ungretfulness. Well...a hater will alway be a hater.

Micheal Jackson meets Donny Osmond:


And don’t forget...poor Micheal Jackson isn’t alone - he’s just the prime target. We have numerous others, too, they copy KISS, Madonna, the Temptations, Alice Cooper, James Brown, Whitney Houston, and many more. There is a lot of money in imitation of musical stars - haven’t you seen the fakers cribs, bling and cars on BET and MTV?

As I said, this post was to get my thoughts out on the subject of “biters” out into the open - I really hater these professional imitators - they are a bad part about my industry.

As I’m writing this, I’m watching that great, that wonderful vocalist and recording artist - Miss Barbra Streisand. No faker hear, Barbara Streisand is singing her heart out. This is some show, folks. Fakers, biters - imitate Barbra - I bet you won’t have a good time trying that!! I rest my case.
Barbra Streisand:

Micheal Jackson To Perform At London’s O2 Arena

Finally, the master reappears, he said it, so it must be true - Micheal Jackson will perform 10 concerts this summer in Europe, at London’s O2 Arena. Most of the tickets are already gone, so if you’re going - you better rush and get some tickets. Well, me? Well...I’ve decided to skip this opportunity to see my mentor at his best, but hope to catch his comeback here in the United States. The London O2 Arena will never be the same, baby.

Micheal Jackson’s recordbreaking album, “Thriller”:


And check this, I hear he has a deal to do a 3D type movie deal based on “Thriller”... Yeah, Thriller in 3D, now that’s something to wait for. This is vintage Micheal Jackson - this entertainer is always thinking of new ways to shock and delight his fans. Micheal Jackson is a real ”Thriller”. I also understand that he may employ the services of exotic animals like panthers, rare birds, and elephants. I also hear that P.E.T.A. ain’t too happy about this. Ah...come on P.E.T.A., give the guy a break...he loves animals...they will be treated like royalty.


Oh, now, there is a down-side to all this, the concerts, video and all the rest - what are all the Micheal Jackson imitators going to do when the real one shows up? You know the so-called singers I’m getting at...they are always around, no matter the decade...trying to and are rich off of Micheal Jackson. They attempt to sing like him...dance like him...look like him....and now they must be alittle upset at his reemergence. I say...let them get what’s coming to them. All-in-all, I wish Micheal Jackson total success in this new endeaver, I feel the master is going to perform at his best. I feel Micheal Jackson is READY!!!