Barbra Streisand: The REAL Thing

I want to talk about fake singers, you know, the so-called vocalists and dancers that are always hounding the camera, always seeking attention. They have always been around, they are like worthless by-products from a precious jewel. No...they are not diamonds in the rough(unless you consider a fake diamond real),...uh uh...no, they are like leeches...they try to suck us real recording artists for all that we are. I hate the “biters”, they wouldn’t exist without us - the true singers.

I wrote this post to blast the fake recording artists of the world. I won’t name them, you know who they are. Just think of the “Thriller” himself, Micheal Jackson(Micheal has, by far, the most imitators), or turn on your radio, and I’m sure you will be able to hear one of his many biters or imitators. I have often wondered how he keeps from going nuts with so many people becoming successful singers by pretending to be him. I’ll name his ealiest biter: Donny Osmond. No surprise there, just about every person growing up in the 70s remember Donny Osmond’s rendition of Micheal Jackson. And look at the mormon now - he’s a superstar, and I hear he hates Micheal Jackson. Now, that is ungretfulness. Well...a hater will alway be a hater.

Micheal Jackson meets Donny Osmond:


And don’t forget...poor Micheal Jackson isn’t alone - he’s just the prime target. We have numerous others, too, they copy KISS, Madonna, the Temptations, Alice Cooper, James Brown, Whitney Houston, and many more. There is a lot of money in imitation of musical stars - haven’t you seen the fakers cribs, bling and cars on BET and MTV?

As I said, this post was to get my thoughts out on the subject of “biters” out into the open - I really hater these professional imitators - they are a bad part about my industry.

As I’m writing this, I’m watching that great, that wonderful vocalist and recording artist - Miss Barbra Streisand. No faker hear, Barbara Streisand is singing her heart out. This is some show, folks. Fakers, biters - imitate Barbra - I bet you won’t have a good time trying that!! I rest my case.
Barbra Streisand:

Micheal Jackson To Perform At London’s O2 Arena

Finally, the master reappears, he said it, so it must be true - Micheal Jackson will perform 10 concerts this summer in Europe, at London’s O2 Arena. Most of the tickets are already gone, so if you’re going - you better rush and get some tickets. Well, me? Well...I’ve decided to skip this opportunity to see my mentor at his best, but hope to catch his comeback here in the United States. The London O2 Arena will never be the same, baby.

Micheal Jackson’s recordbreaking album, “Thriller”:


And check this, I hear he has a deal to do a 3D type movie deal based on “Thriller”... Yeah, Thriller in 3D, now that’s something to wait for. This is vintage Micheal Jackson - this entertainer is always thinking of new ways to shock and delight his fans. Micheal Jackson is a real ”Thriller”. I also understand that he may employ the services of exotic animals like panthers, rare birds, and elephants. I also hear that P.E.T.A. ain’t too happy about this. Ah...come on P.E.T.A., give the guy a break...he loves animals...they will be treated like royalty.


Oh, now, there is a down-side to all this, the concerts, video and all the rest - what are all the Micheal Jackson imitators going to do when the real one shows up? You know the so-called singers I’m getting at...they are always around, no matter the decade...trying to and are rich off of Micheal Jackson. They attempt to sing like him...dance like him...look like him....and now they must be alittle upset at his reemergence. I say...let them get what’s coming to them. All-in-all, I wish Micheal Jackson total success in this new endeaver, I feel the master is going to perform at his best. I feel Micheal Jackson is READY!!!

Prince’s New Album, “LOTUSFLOW3R” - Only At Target

I saw the commercial...I couldn’t believe my eyes...I couldn’t believe my ears...Prince is Prince again with this new joint: LOTUSFLOW3R! When I heard that guitar...I knew it was my homie...I was immediately taken by the strong, electrifying plucking and jagging of the guitar strings... Yes...Yes...it was him, the one and only “PRINCE” and he was back, he was back to the Prince I love and know. This Prince sounds like the original, firey rock/funkmaster I partied with years ago. Prince is back to the singer, the musician I raved about because of his earliest albums. Prince is sounding GREAT!!!

His new sounds are only being sold at Target, so if you don’t shop at Target, please reconsider. Reconsider because if my ears got it right - Target has a “heater” on its hand - this album is Prince at his best. “LOTUSFLOW3R” ain’t no joke. Prince seems to have returned to his true musical genius, the music should put him back into royal status...the Target commercial simply blowed me away...simply blew me away. Prince...sounds like you back, man...you sound like you back.

Where it all began, Prince's first album: "For You"

DIME TIME: Rihanna

This is that beautiful, Rihanna, wow...what a beauty. As the world now knows, Rihanna has had a little trouble with her financies. Being in the public’s eye, your bisness can easily become everyone’s business....it’s the nature of the beast called the entertainment business. But Rihanna must have expected this....she’s been in the music business for a minute.

That’s one of the reasons I am not completely with the entertainment bis or business, and it’s the primary reason I wouldn’t be in this show business gig if I didn’t truly LOVE it. And from the looks of things, Rihanna is in love with it too - she continues to stay grindin’ - Rihanna refuses to lose. This babygurl just won some American Music Awards...DAMN!, Rihanna you FINE!!! If she doesn’t marry Chris Brown, I’ma marry this dime. Please, folks...don’t tell my Ashanti...OK????

Dime Time: Tracie Spencer

I present Miss Tracie Spencer, a beautiful and talented recording artist:


Fellas, what ya think?...Yeah, I agree, what a beautiful and delicious-looking fruit. She is one of my favorite dimes and she can sing...thanks Tracie Spencer, hun. Can't wait to hear your next album.

Peter Frampton We Still Love Ya!

Talk about guitarist and not a bad singer either, Peter Frampton was one great axeman, before a live audience or in the studio he was simply magnificent. I can remember him being interviewed on some television show along with KISS, man, did I enjoy those interviews, they came across as real people who just happen to make music. I remember wanting to be them during and after that show; I was left in awe by these musical geniuses. Peter Frampton and KISS showed their purely human side, the side we rarely get to see.

Peter Frampton’s vocal effect is back again,today we have the artist T-Pain(an artist whose talent can’t be denied) before T-Pain we had Roger Troutman, all users of the voicebox made famous by one Peter Frampton, who showchased it on “Do You Feel Like I Do?”. Oh and let’s not forget about Cher and her No.1 “hit” just a little while ago. In the seventies when Mr. Frampton made his “Frampton Comes Alive!“ album no one was doing that trick; that I’m aware of, but I suspect Peter Frampton got it from somebody. Please inform me. But all-n-all I say T-Pain and Roger Troutman got the idea from hearing Peter Frampton. I’d love to hear Peter’s opinion of the two recording artist, I know he has something to say about it - look - he should, he’s the guy who made it big.

Peter Frampton is still performing, and yes, it’s true... he hasn’t been able to return to the whirldwind success of his former years but still he carrys on. I for one, truly respect him for that - it shows that he is in the business because he loves playing his guitar and making music. Hey, you can see him in a Geico commercial though, so who knows. Maybe he can do it again - but we will surely miss seeing him with long golden locks, though.

Secret Revealed: Why The Rolling Stones, The Eagles And Other Bands Are Back!

Older bands and older singers are more popular than the current ones. Why? I know why - recording artist like The Rolling Stones, The Police, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles have something our current entertainers don’t: musical talent.

With the music industry's current ‘bring’m in, throw’m out’ mentality, what more could you expect? What the present music scene needs it exactly what these individuals provide: real good music. They give you creativity, musical ability, along with excitement - the very things the music industry is missing today. Trying to find decent music on the radio today can be a challenge, it can really bring a music-lover(like myself) to anger - good music is just simply hard to find on many a radio station. One has to go to the oldies or 70s, 80s radio stations. This is a crying shame, I’m sure you agree with my view on this.




Think on this: The Eagles made a song called “Hotel California”, it is a true gem, we know all the words to this masterpiece of a song. Now, tell me of a few recordings you know of now, current hits, that can stand up to that Eagle’s musical creation. Yep, you had to think for awhile didn’t you? The sorry material coming out of the present-day state of the music industry is testamount to a conspiracy, we all know the record business can do better. Now their up in arms over the low sales of cds - as if we the public were fools - we know bad music when we hear it. The music world needs to change; go back to true talent; great songwriting; great production and then it will see a turnaround.




It’s so nice to see recording artist from decades gone by in the limelight again. Musical giants like Led Zeppelin, The Police and The Rolling Stones bring along with them - showmanship, character, originality and most of all - really good music. Most of the present-day singers and bands could learn alot from these music world icons - that they(again, most of them, not all) are a far cry from these distinguished artist.

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