NEW T-Shirt: The Obama Tee!!

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It's fresh...its off the presses...and it's ready for you to wear. It's my new "Obama, Time For Change" t-shirt, the t-shirt celebrates President Obama's election to the Presidency of the United States of America and his present successes as our new Commander-In-Chief. Mr. Barack Obama has shown that he is a leader and strong decision maker. He seems to be made for political office...he seems to just enjoy making decisions that will and do effect all his fellow americans. President Barack Obama was made to lead the United States of America - and he is showing it.

My Obama t-shirts distills all of the qualities I feel President Obama possesses into an exciting design that one can wear to show their support of our new president. Know that I thought about this design, this artwork, putting my emotions into every shape and color. I hope you all feel as I do about this t-shirt, and want to celebrate our new president Barack Obama as I do. For it is "Time For Change".

Barbra Streisand: The REAL Thing

I want to talk about fake singers, you know, the so-called vocalists and dancers that are always hounding the camera, always seeking attention. They have always been around, they are like worthless by-products from a precious jewel. No...they are not diamonds in the rough(unless you consider a fake diamond real),...uh uh...no, they are like leeches...they try to suck us real recording artists for all that we are. I hate the “biters”, they wouldn’t exist without us - the true singers.

I wrote this post to blast the fake recording artists of the world. I won’t name them, you know who they are. Just think of the “Thriller” himself, Micheal Jackson(Micheal has, by far, the most imitators), or turn on your radio, and I’m sure you will be able to hear one of his many biters or imitators. I have often wondered how he keeps from going nuts with so many people becoming successful singers by pretending to be him. I’ll name his ealiest biter: Donny Osmond. No surprise there, just about every person growing up in the 70s remember Donny Osmond’s rendition of Micheal Jackson. And look at the mormon now - he’s a superstar, and I hear he hates Micheal Jackson. Now, that is ungretfulness. Well...a hater will alway be a hater.

Micheal Jackson meets Donny Osmond:


And don’t forget...poor Micheal Jackson isn’t alone - he’s just the prime target. We have numerous others, too, they copy KISS, Madonna, the Temptations, Alice Cooper, James Brown, Whitney Houston, and many more. There is a lot of money in imitation of musical stars - haven’t you seen the fakers cribs, bling and cars on BET and MTV?

As I said, this post was to get my thoughts out on the subject of “biters” out into the open - I really hater these professional imitators - they are a bad part about my industry.

As I’m writing this, I’m watching that great, that wonderful vocalist and recording artist - Miss Barbra Streisand. No faker hear, Barbara Streisand is singing her heart out. This is some show, folks. Fakers, biters - imitate Barbra - I bet you won’t have a good time trying that!! I rest my case.
Barbra Streisand:

Micheal Jackson To Perform At London’s O2 Arena

Finally, the master reappears, he said it, so it must be true - Micheal Jackson will perform 10 concerts this summer in Europe, at London’s O2 Arena. Most of the tickets are already gone, so if you’re going - you better rush and get some tickets. Well, me? Well...I’ve decided to skip this opportunity to see my mentor at his best, but hope to catch his comeback here in the United States. The London O2 Arena will never be the same, baby.

Micheal Jackson’s recordbreaking album, “Thriller”:


And check this, I hear he has a deal to do a 3D type movie deal based on “Thriller”... Yeah, Thriller in 3D, now that’s something to wait for. This is vintage Micheal Jackson - this entertainer is always thinking of new ways to shock and delight his fans. Micheal Jackson is a real ”Thriller”. I also understand that he may employ the services of exotic animals like panthers, rare birds, and elephants. I also hear that P.E.T.A. ain’t too happy about this. Ah...come on P.E.T.A., give the guy a break...he loves animals...they will be treated like royalty.


Oh, now, there is a down-side to all this, the concerts, video and all the rest - what are all the Micheal Jackson imitators going to do when the real one shows up? You know the so-called singers I’m getting at...they are always around, no matter the decade...trying to and are rich off of Micheal Jackson. They attempt to sing like him...dance like him...look like him....and now they must be alittle upset at his reemergence. I say...let them get what’s coming to them. All-in-all, I wish Micheal Jackson total success in this new endeaver, I feel the master is going to perform at his best. I feel Micheal Jackson is READY!!!

Prince’s New Album, “LOTUSFLOW3R” - Only At Target

I saw the commercial...I couldn’t believe my eyes...I couldn’t believe my ears...Prince is Prince again with this new joint: LOTUSFLOW3R! When I heard that guitar...I knew it was my homie...I was immediately taken by the strong, electrifying plucking and jagging of the guitar strings... Yes...Yes...it was him, the one and only “PRINCE” and he was back, he was back to the Prince I love and know. This Prince sounds like the original, firey rock/funkmaster I partied with years ago. Prince is back to the singer, the musician I raved about because of his earliest albums. Prince is sounding GREAT!!!

His new sounds are only being sold at Target, so if you don’t shop at Target, please reconsider. Reconsider because if my ears got it right - Target has a “heater” on its hand - this album is Prince at his best. “LOTUSFLOW3R” ain’t no joke. Prince seems to have returned to his true musical genius, the music should put him back into royal status...the Target commercial simply blowed me away...simply blew me away. Prince...sounds like you back, man...you sound like you back.

Where it all began, Prince's first album: "For You"

NEW Music On The Way

I've been at my studio working hard, hard, and I have some wonderful music as a result. I've produced about 5 new joints, these are bangers, they gonna hit ya real hard, fa real. The instrumentation on these smokers makes for unbelievable sound qualities - your ears will be taken on a "Glendell" ride - I'm taking you to planet "Glendell". As for uploading them to soundclick.com, I'll do that soon, so in the meantime listen to my other music which you can hear, right now, on this blog. Go to it, peeps!!! Click and listen. I better get back to music and art, I feel a creative stream coming.

She Loves McDonald's McNuggets, But...

I myself love the taste of those little bread covered chicken gems of delicacy. I just love dipping a McNugget into some of that sweet, delicious barbeque sauce they give you to accompany them. It makes for a meal fit for a king, and a queen, according to news out of Fort Pierce, Florida. Down here we have a young woman looking at law troubles because of her passion for McNuggets. She called 911 to get police help over a McDonald's McNugget dispute. She, Latreasa Goodman, said, “This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency." McNuggets are a prescription to her, she “needs her McNuggets. Give this woman her McNuggets.... Please!!!

Next time...Miss Latreasa Goodman, try...really try, not to allow those juicy morsels, along with their tangy, delectable sauce, get the best of you and get you into trouble. McDonald's, I’m appalled....how can you serve such addictve substances. McNuggets are just to scrumpous...

Rihanna: Chris Brown Can't Love You!

I heard it, I damn near fell out but it was true, Rihanna was attacked by loverboy extrordinaire, Mr. Enforcer, Chris Brown. What kind of gentleman is this Chris Brown? What kind of gentle, loving man would beat on a woman? I think Rihanna needs to be talked to...babygurl is playing with fire to be with Chris Brown again. We all want companionship, but Rihanna, baby, a companion that beats you ain't a companion - that is a danger. You got away this time...count your blessings, Chris Brown's got them problems. Rihanna, he may hurt you worse next time. Think!!!... Think!!!... Think!!!!

And you, Mr. Chris Brown...what can I say? You can't fade what you did to Rihanna, you definitely need counseling, expert counseling. Damn!!! We men already got a bad rap, now here you come along and add to the baggage. Thank you so very much, Chris Brown. Ladies...most men don't hurt women, we will never hit you. Rihanna, you better respect yourself more, darlin', and look for a REAL love, Chris Brown can't possibly love you and hit and beat you like that. Be strong Rihanna, seek love elsewhere, we REAL men are out here...don't settle for less.